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Forget car czar.
Try..just "bi-czar."
Here's the deal.
It'd be like having a party but the guest of honor never shows up.
An auto task force hearing, but the guy who heads that task force doesn't pop up.
I don't know if he sent his regrets.
Or even felt he had to.
That's the thing about being a car czar. You kinda do what you want.
Even though you're overseeing and spending a lot more dollars than taxpayers want.
But apparently that's Steve Rattner's call.
Not theirs.
Just like it's his call if he wants to soil himself speaking before an annoying Congressional committee.
Not that committee's.
Steve can pretty much do what he wants.
Because he was appointed by the President.
And is accountable only to the President.
Sweet.
Part of a sweet 16 group of czars for whom life is very sweet, indeed.
I know I’ve pounded this czar thing, this master thing, this grand poo-bah thing, this "whatever the hell we call these various task force titans" thing...
But hear me out on this thing.
Together, they control nearly two trillion bucks of our money, and our industries, and our auto companies, and our banks, and yes, our very environment...Remember, there's a Great Lakes czar, too, whose purview, I’m told, includes everything from trout to, I kid you not...Sucker fish..
So dismiss all you want the car czar taking a car somewhere else today.
Ask yourself what could be more important than simply explaining to the nation, what the hell you're doing today.